Lottery ticket
$2$2 for mental escapism.
funny-ishunder $50last minute
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What to Send After a Divorce
Divorce doesn't need a Hallmark card. It needs snacks, a puzzle, and a card that gets it.
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'This sucks' sympathy candle
$28I mean, its the truth.
funny-ishcomfortingunder $50
'Don't get bangs' card
$6Solid advice, honestly.
meaningfulunder $50last minute
Redesign their wedding band
$300+Out with the old and in with the new.
meaningfulcomforting
Stationary with their new name
$28+You'll be their first thank you card.
meaningfulpractical
Burn away cake topper
$15+Light it up and watch his face literally burn away. Cathartic cake, highly recommend.
funny-ishunder $50
A brutally honest custom cake
$60+Pledge your loyalty with fondant.
funny-ishgroup gift
Cocktails for the Apocalypse
$20As Sheryl Sandberg once said, "lean in."
funny-ishunder $50last minute
Pickle bookmark
$8We love a pun. When you're in an undeniable pickle.
funny-ishunder $50last minute
Personalized voodoo doll
$32👀
funny-ishmeaningfulunder $50
Tarot deck
$25Not everyone will get it. But the right person absolutely will.
meaningfulcomfortingunder $50
Break-a-pinata kit
$35Sometimes you just need to break something. Stuff it with Substitute candy for ex's items!
funny-ishgroup giftunder $50
Monogrammed tote
$44.95+Sometimes an unrelated funny gift is the best kind.
funny-ishnot too intense
Trash magazines
$20+Give the gift of mental rot. No thinking required.
funny-ishnot too intenseunder $50
Boxing class
$30+Let them punch something.
practicalfunny-ishunder $50
Curse word coloring book
$8+Something to do with their hands while they swear about it.
funny-ishnot too intenseunder $50
Custom Cameo video
$25+Sure, your advice is good. But a Real Housewives might be better.
funny-ishmeaningfulunder $50
Custom Spotify playlist
FreeIf this was the 00's, you would have burned her a C.D. Do the digital version.
meaningfulunder $50last minute
New sheets
$149Fresh sheets = fresh start!
comfortingpractical
What to write
"“This is a lot. You don’t have to make it look easy for me.”"
"“I love you. I’m on your side. And I will not say ‘everything happens for a reason.’”"
"“For the record, I never liked them. I was just being supportive.”"
What not to send
- ×"You're better off!" — even if true, too early.
- ×"There's someone better out there." — not the moment.
- ×Anything with the ex's name still on it.
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