Pick a moment. Pick a vibe. Done.

I mean, its the truth.

Solid advice, honestly.

Out with the old and in with the new.

You'll be their first thank you card.

Light it up and watch his face literally burn away. Cathartic cake, highly recommend.

Pledge your loyalty with fondant. 

As Sheryl Sandberg once said, "lean in."

We love a pun. When you're in an undeniable pickle.

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Not everyone will get it. But the right person absolutely will.

Sometimes you just need to break something. Stuff it with Substitute candy for ex's items!

Sometimes an unrelated funny gift is the best kind.

Give the gift of mental rot. No thinking required.

Let them punch something.

Something to do with their hands while they swear about it.

Sure, your advice is good. But a Real Housewives might be better. 

Fresh sheets = fresh start!